Words and Poetry
A dialect poem by Henry Yates 1841 - 1906
A Lancashire Mon
Aw wur bred amung th'hills, but aw'm Lanky,
There's no hauf an' hauf abeawt me;
It's down i' mi Gronny's owd Bible -
Booath sides of a long pedigree;
Aw've no need to simper an' sidle,
Nor finicky airs to put on;
Aw belong to th'owd Palatine Ceawnty
Aw'm a streytforrad, Lancashire mon !
Aw con croodle a tune they wer' singin'
When watchfires were blazin' on th'hills,
When Ceawnty men buckled ther belts on,
An' dames wore ther curls an' ther frills;
Aw've a kistful o' heirlooms i' th'kitchen;
An' aw've plushes o' o maks to don;
Aw'm conceited to think 'at aw'm English,
But aw'm preawd aw'm a Lancashire mon !
Aw've a bak'-stooane, a brack-breyd an' thible;
Aw've a breydflake for oatcakes an' o;
Ther's mi deetin' brush, too, an' mi drier,
An' a warmin' pon hung upo' th'wo;
Ther's mi loom-stocks an' o, up i' th'corner,
As aw'll keep till aw dee, if aw con,
For they're nicer than t'new-fangled fashion,
To an owd-fashioned, Lancashire mon !
We'll play nooan if owt's to be mended;
We're i' th'vanguard if owt's to be won;
We parcel all t'werk eawt for t'nations,
Ere t'world wakkens up to wod's done.
There may be a shire 'at is broader,
But there's nobbut one Ceawnty - just one,
'At King is a Duke on - that Lanky,
An' ther's nowt licks a Lancashire mon !
Farthingale Publications:... Is a hobby web site containing articles of local interest to Lancastrians, some favourite walking and cycling routes, selected words and poetry, and some writings of more general nature as well as the authors own picture gallery. Access is available via the homepage and menu at the head of the page.
Local Interest: Richmond Hill Dairies; Mind Your Language; John Lancaster Wigan MP; Thomas Aspinwall Miners Agent; Thomas Aspinwall Obituary; Upholland Telephone Exchange; Thomas Linacre School Wigan; Scot Lane School Wigan; The Lindsays of Haigh; Dust Upon God's Fair Earth; The Nurburgring 1960; Wigan Advertisements 1960; Wigan Soldier Missing in Action; It's a Funny Life; Private Thomas Whitham VC; Isaac Watts 1674 - 1748; Wigan Old Bank 1792; The Brocklebank Line; John Byrom 1692 - 1793; The Holy City Liverpool; Jubilee Park Memorial, Ashton in Makerfield; Little Ships at War 1918; A Cricket Calypso; Not Much of a Warrior.
Walking & Cycling: Moss Eccles Tarn; Abbey Lakes to Coppull Moor; Chorley Ice Cream Walk; Douglas Valley Dawdle; Three Counties Cycle Ride; Haigh to Borsdane Wood; A Lancshire Lineaer Walk; Blackrod or Bust; Cycle the Sankey Valley; Cycle the Monsal Trail; Wigan Circular by Bike; Freshfield to Crosby; Irwell Valley Trail (Bury to Rawtenstall); Irwell Valley (Bury to Salford).
Words & Poetry: The Heart of Midlothian; The Family Man; The Pickwick Papers; The Fair Rosamond; The Fair Rosamond Comic; The Wreck of the Hesperus; God Bless these Poor Wimmen that's Childer; Dombey and Son; Aw've Turned me bit O' Garden O'er; On Th' Hills; Four Favourite Poems; The Darkling Thrush; The Glory of the Garden; The Rolling English Road; Hymn Before Action; Dust upon God's Fair Earth; Mind Your Language; Jeff Unsworth's dialect poetry; Martyrs of the Arena; Th' Coartin' Neet; Boat Song.
Wallgate Chronicles: Hugo Boss comes to Wigan; In the footsteps of the Manchester Rambler; Fun with Trigonometry; Surprise at the Philharmonic; Cat Bells; A Walk in the Hills; Eay Times Uv Changed; Fidelio; The Ravioli Room; Desert Island Discs; Travels in Time; The Spectroscope; The Bohemian Girl; Bookcase; Barnaby Rudge; Romance on a Budget; The Battle of Solferino; The Getaway Car; The Switchroom Wigan; The Force of Destiny; Adolphe Adam; The Fair Maid of Perth; Ivanhoe; Semele; Lohengrin.
The Langdales from Moss Eccles Tarn